My name is Akanksha, and I am grand ...
PIZZA > LIFE
Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?
"A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.”

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I will reblog this every single time

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

powerburial:

i’m an activist for men’s frights. i dont think men are afraid often enough. i just want to give them a good scare once in a while. just spook some dudes.

"We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.”

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THIS IS VERY VERY VERY REAL AND VERY RELEVANT.

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